They say what's in the name? A lot I say. My name is
Mayaputra. My elder sister is Mayaputri and my younger brother is Mayaputra. I
take highway Mayamarg-29 and then take the exit Mayamarg-317 everyday to get to
my college, Maya college of Science. The huge bridge that I cross on
Mayamarg-317 is called Mahamaya Bridge. My best friend is Mayaputra and his
girl friend's name is Mayaputri. In fact every man around me is known as
Mayaputra and every female is Mayaputri. I wouldn't be able to tell you my
story if not for the names. I forgot to mention that I am a native of Maya
Nagari, a country formed in 2027. That day, just like any other day I was at
the temple known as Mayapuri praying our goddess Mayapati. I closed my eyes and
remembered the day thirteen years ago when I was introduced to my ideal, the goddess.
I had grabbed a window seat. The school bus roared towards
its destination. All the one hundred seventy three kids seated inside had been
asked to wait for this day since they were born. The first word that a child
was supposed to utter was "Maaya". All the toddlers including me were
ecstatic as it gave us a chance to be outside the school walls. As per the law
45.131, it was a trip that everyone had to take once they turned nine.
The five hour journey was about to end it was announced. The
Mayapati Kumari memorial park (at times called MK Park) could be seen from the
bus window and so could be seen hundreds of similar buses each one travailing
to get into the parking lot. It took another 2 hours before everything was
settled and the country's 100,000 5th graders gathered in the park. The park
resembled a huge stadium, in the middle of it stood a huge sculpture. In the
short lives that the kids had lived they had seen a lot of sculptures - in
schools, at roundabouts, parks, temples and at homes. None of them though were as gigantic as the
statue that they saw. The famous statue of goddess Mayapati with her legendary
purse in her right hand. The statue was at least three hundred twenty seven
storeys tall. There was a small podium at the feet of this huge statue. After a
lot of anticipation the moment of our lives arrived. An old hairy man took
control of the podium and started repeating the lines he knew by heart. After
all, he had been the man in charge for the last 40 years.
"Future of tomorrow; you have already read in your 2nd
grade history book about our great country. Our country Maya Nagari, which is
greatest of them all, was formed in 2027. The time has come for you to be
cognizant of some facts now. What you haven't read yet is that before our
formation we were ruled by an ancient country they used to call India".
His face filled with hatred as he continued, "I am sure all of you are
surprised as you never learned that name in the list of 729 countries you went
through in the 4th grade. That's because India ceased to exist after 2103. All
the different states India used to rule freed themselves up, got further split
and in result became 41 independent countries, ours being the best of the lot.
The Indian barbarians ruled our country for more than two thousand years. Then
Princess Mayapati freed us up", he paused and let it seep in the young
ones.
"The air, the water, the rain, the forests, the food,
our breath - we owe it all to her. She fought for our freedom when others were
licking India's feet. She the Goddess, She the force, She the greatest soul,
She the greatest warrior. That's why we call her mother of our nation. She was
a ravishing beauty, an angel Gods had bestowed earth with. Men would drool over
her and all of them wanted to marry her but She chose to fight for mankind
instead of settling down. She led the war against India for freedom. In the
famous battle of 2027 the louche Indians bribed a couple of our freedom
fighters who lead her to this very point where this statue is built. They stole
her purse that had all her armoury. She was unarmed and all alone. She found
herself surrounded by hundreds of armed men. She could have run but she decided
to fight with her bare hands and gallantly she fought. She dodged bullets and
the hundred men stood no chance but the immoral Indians attacked her with a
tank from behind her back. The volley hit her on the head. She fell down but
stood up immediately and picked up the tank in one hand while she used her
other hand and legs to fight with the soldiers. Another tank came in the scene
and then Mayapati threw the tank she had in her hand towards it. The tank flew
in the air and fell on the other and both of them burst into fire. She crushed
the soldiers at the rate of forty three per minute with her bare hands. She
flew and downed fighter planes. The barbarians knew they had no chance.
Realizing this Nimonia Jhandi the Indian queen played a devious plan. She sent
one hundred and twenty seven more soldiers, all of them wearing AamBechkar's
mask". He pointed to another statue in the park and continued.
"AamBechkar is another one of our Gods and he was Mayapati's God father.
Seeing the masked men she decided not to fight. The merciless soldiers emptied
their guns on Mayapati. She just stood there and ate all the bullets. It took a
total of forty thousand seven hundred thirty seven bullets to .....", he
started crying.
"She died but freed us up. One week after that horrible
day we won our freedom and Maya Nagari was formed. The MK Park that you see
today was built in her memory. You have already seen hundreds of her statues
that were built across our country after we attained independence. But this one
is special as this is a 24-carat gold statue. From this year onwards the law
23.145 of the constitution will apply to all of you under which everybody needs
to visit this park and pay homage to the goddess here at this park once every
year. An absence will result in one year rigorous imprisonment. Class of year
2744 it's your time to carry forward Mayapati's legacy". There was a huge
round of applause. I didn't clap. I didn't because I was lost in the monument
and the legend of Mayapati had completely mesmerized me. "She will be my
idol from this day on", I thought. Year after year, I came to the park
with my parents. They would always ask me to close my eyes and thank the
Goddess for bestowing me with life. I would have dreams of her fighting with
hundreds of men and cutting them into pieces.
I started reading books and visiting websites of her. There
were millions of websites on Mayapati, each one appraising the legacy. The KR
browser (the only internet browser available and named after KaanKheench Ram,
Mayapati's cohort in the fight for freedom) we use to surf the internet had
bookmarks for 10 of these websites and these bookmarks could not be removed.
The homepage was fixed to www.mayapatikuwaanri.com and it could not be changed
either. I put up a huge poster of her in my bedroom. In 8th standard we learned
the 145.781 law of constitution which was known as RFI (Restriction on the Flow
of Information). This law meant that information could not flow out or in of
the country. The news agencies and web were limited to Maya Nagari. Guilty were
punishable by death penalty. We were told that it's evil's regime outside our country
and this law protects the evil to spread in our country.
It was the rule 101.3 that stated that the parents had to
name their odd numbered kid either Mayaputra or Mayaputri based upon the
gender. One year after this law was created a new law 101.4 was penned
that meant the naming rule now applied to the even numbered kids as well. It
kept things simple. 41 out of the 73 students in my college were named
Mayaputra and 32 were named Mayaputri. Long time back there was a protest
against this rule as people pointed out that it was becoming difficult for them
to communicate. Mayaputra, the then prime minister worked with Mayaputra, the
then law minister and formed a committee which comprised of 3 people -
Mayaputra, a businessman; Mayaputri, a famous actress and Mayaputra, a social
activist. A legendary decision was taken and it was formulated that people
would use their father's name to distinguish themselves.
I finished my prayers and started walking towards my house
when something hit my head. I immediately fainted and woke up in a police
station. My head hurt. I was told I had broken law 23.145. I cried out that
there were still ten more days as per my calculation for the one year cycle to
be complete but no one listened. I was thrown into the prison for a year.
I cried all day long but the authorities were not ready to
listen to my pleas as their systems mentioned me as a defaulter and I had
broken the law. It was never about that one year that I worried about. The law
23.146 of the country stated that when one gets imprisoned after breaking the
law 23.146 a red colored tattoo 'X' will be created on the face of the defaulter.
A new tattoo will be created every time the law is broken. That made it easy
for people to identify people who had disrespected the goddess. It was a social
stigma for you to have that tattoo on your face. One would lose all their
friends, would not get admission in a school or a college, would be disowned by
parents, would struggle to get a D-grade job, would have to pay double taxes
and would only be able to marry someone with an 'X' on their face. People with
an 'X' on their face were social outcastes and were known as Xalits. The
thought of it all sent a shiver down my spine as I realized what my life was going
to be. I looked up and prayed and cried out loud, "Goddess Mayapati!! Why
me? I was your ardent devotee. Why do you make me suffer?". I was told
that I was being kept in a holding area and based upon a selection tomorrow I
will be sent to the prison.
On my second day there, the 'X' tattoo was created on my
left cheek. I wanted to kill myself when I looked in the mirror. I decided to
find a way to get rid of the pain once and for all, but something changed my
heart. After the tattooing ceremony I was taken to a large hall where stood
hundreds of guilty children, men and women. The hardcore criminals had multiple
tattoos painted, their faces an ugly mess. The jailer, a middle aged short and
fat guy screamed at the top of his lungs, "You the unforgivable, the
heinous crime you have committed should lead to a capital punishment. But we
are all Mayapati's sons and daughters and we believe in peace and prosperity,
just like she did. All of you will get a chance to revive yourself. All of you
will be put to work for a holy cause till your sentence is over. You will have
to give your soul to your job to wash away your sins". Soon after, all of
us were being divided into various groups and each group was assigned to a
different job. Some had to give hand to Mayapati's temple's construction, some
had to work on Mayapati's websites, and I was put in the statue department. I
would be taught to be a sculptor and would be creating Mayapati's statues that year. It was
an enlightening moment. I immediately cancelled the plan to kill myself and
decided to devote myself in her service. In the evening the statue group
boarded a bus and we started our journey to the prison. "She wants me to
devote my life to her", I thought. "I will give my soul, my body in her
service. It will be my duty till the day I live". I felt asleep with all
the great thoughts sprinting across my mind.
Next morning as we approached it - I could see it, the
prison a huge building and I looked to the skies and asked Mayapati to help me
in my quest. There She was, her statue as soon as we passed through the
prison's main gate. It gave me an infinite amount of strength. I had not spoken
with the others in the bus as all of them were guilty. I was not. They had
broken the law and I loathed them. They made me sick. Their sheer presence made
me puke. If it was not the love for the Goddess, I would have killed myself. We
were taken to a big hall, that had hundreds of beds in line and I was assigned
to one of them. There were ten to twelve columns of beds and they stretched to as
far as I could see. There were her statues all around these beds. There was one
right in front of me. A thought then exhilarated my mind. I would see
Mayapati's bright and smiling face every morning I open my eyes.
Life in the prison was not a piece of cake. We had to get up
at 5 am in the morning and pray for an hour. We were taught great Mayapati
hymns, which we had to sing in the morning. After that we got 30 minutes to get
ready and breakfast was served at 6:30 am. We were required to work from 8:00
am till 8:00 pm in the morning with an hour break for lunch. The evenings ended
with the prayers once again. I remained with self and never spoke with anyone.
I was put on task to work on a statue that was being built to be unveiled in
next year's Independence Day. My entire focus was to contribute as much as I
could towards that statue.
After five months, I wrote a letter to my parents asking
them not to worry about me as the Goddess's blessings were with me. A week
later I got a letter back from them. That's what I thought. What I got back was
my letter only as I was told that my parents refused to accept the letter and
had sent a message that they had disowned me. It broke me, my heart turned into
million pieces. For that one moment I forgot my goal, the goal to serve the
Goddess and dedicate my life to her. My world came tumbling down, my knees felt
weak, they no longer supported me and I fell down on them and started crying
profusely. Then something happened. I felt a hand working on my hair. Little soft
warm hands gently caressing my hair. Someone had touched me after 5 months. I
felt better. I never knew a touch could feel so good. I turned and then I saw
an angel. "I hope everything is OK", she said. My jaw dropped as her
enchanting voice echoed in my ears. She stood there innocently looking into my
eyes. I saw myself in those big eyes as I would see in a blue river. The
contours on her face made my head spin. Her skin sparkled in the sun shine, the
wind made her hair wave like the exuberant ocean tides. Her nose and the 'X' on
her face glowed like a constellation. With my mouth open I was like a born
blind that never saw a thing in life and then one morning wakes up to realize
that he can see, looks across the window and sees the bright sun, the rain and
the rainbow. She left me in that state.
That touch got too much for me. I could not sleep. I forgot
my evening prayers. I forgot my morning's. I tried to find her everywhere but
did not see her for three days. All I could think of was those eyes and the
sight of me in them. Then one morning while working on a statue I saw her. I
approached her and as soon as she realized she tried to escape. I ran after her
and held her hand. "Go away! You don't want to talk to me. You don't know
me. You fetter stay away from me. I am going to fe executed in a month's time", she said. It came as a
shock and my grip on her hand loosened, and then ours eyes met again. I saw
myself and I pulled her towards me and told her, "I don't care". She
started crying and before we realized we were in each other’s arms. It was pure
magic. Time stood still. She was holding me tight. "I am Mayaputra. What's
your name and why are they executing you?” I asked her. That musical voice once
again sprinkled on my ears, "I am Pooja". It was a strange name as I
had never heard it before.
"I..I.. d.d.d. don't felong to Maya Nagari, I am
actually from Raj Nagari Mumfai. I had to run away from my country, the
greatest country. I had to run away from there as they were going to execute
me". I stood there perplexed listening to her story. If there was one
greatest country, that was mine. She explained to me that she could not
pronounce the letter 'b' and uttered it as 'f'. This got her into trouble with
the authorities in her country because she would pronounce Mumbai as Mumfai.
It was a punishable crime in her country to call Mumbai by any other name. She fled Raj Nagari Mumbai and found an asylum in Maya Nagari. "They
caught me praying my God Raj FakwaasKare and as per the law 1.12 of your nation
I was sentenced to death".
(to be continued.....)
(to be continued.....)
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